Apparently it’s December, so it’s time to talk about Christmas movies! Here’s our top 10 list, except they’re all Die Hard.
10: Die Hard
Proof that not all holiday movies are on the Hallmark channel, Die Hard will forever be an iconic Christmas film. It’s an epic story of justice, courage, friendship, and good vs. evil. When terrorists take control of Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve, it’s up to detective John McClane (Bruce Willis) to stop them. With a determined spirit and some help from Sergeant Al Powell (Reginald VelJohnson), John proves that you don’t have to be a superhero to save lives. Intense? Yes. Action-packed? You bet! Heart-warming? Absolutely!
9: Die Hard
Once again – Die Hard makes the list. Despite what some may say, it’s a Christmas movie fair and square, and deserves a list full of praise (not to be confused with A Fistful of Dollars, which, coincidentally, is not a Christmas movie).
8: Die Hard
Seriously everyone, this is just Die Hard listed 10 times. I know you think there might be a catch, but there isn’t one. Scroll through the list, I dare you. It’s literally just Die Hard.
7: Die Hard
Spoiler alert: Bruce Willis is not dead the entire time. Although ironically, he’ll be playing George Bailey in M. Night Shyamalan’s reboot of It’s a Wonderful Life. It’s rumored that Joaquin Phoenix will be playing Clarence.
6: Die Hard
Here’s some fun holiday trivia. Apparently Bruce Willis is barefoot in real life (except when he’s not).
5: Die Hard
For anyone who doubts that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, this photo will prove you wrong. Nothing says Christmas like weapons (watch A Christmas Story if you’re still skeptical).
4: Die Hard
Alright, I’ll tell you what. If The Onion publishes or retweets this article, I will never talk about Die Hard again, I promise. But until then, here’s more Die Hard, the most iconic Christmas movie ever made about John McClane.
3: Die Hard
Proof that not all holiday movies are on the Hallmark channel, Die Hard will forever be an iconic Christmas film. It’s an epic story of justice, courage, friendship, and good vs. evil. When terrorists take control of Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve, it’s up to detective John McClane (Bruce Willis) to stop them. With a determined spirit and some help from Sergeant Powell (Reginald VelJohnson), John proves that you don’t have to be a superhero to save lives. Intense? Yes. Action-packed? You bet! Heart-warming? Absolutely.
2: Die Hard
Fun fact: if you rearrange the letters in the iconic quote: ‘yippee ki-yay motherf***er’, it spells ‘pitoy urcpe kmee eyy friahk’.
1: Die Hard
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