Hebbo, I BIG MONKE, I be call ‘Le Monke’. Ai see moobee wid Big Lizerd en he do an Big Punchee War wid anodyer Big Monke. In moobee, Hoomens see deh Big ‘Zard, en dey cowl him “Gobjirreh”, en dey tink he doin’ heckin bed doodoo tings in deh sities. Hoomens don wan dat, so dey find meh Ape-Coosin, (he name Keeng Kowng), so dat dey yoose him to go to deh senter o’ deh ert (whish is hallow), to faind deh big sooper-nooculur ert-paoers to stahb deh Gobjirreh.
Ai lobe dis moobee bery mach. Big Zard en Big Monke doo meen big baddle. Many dings ‘xploode, dey do beeg pahnches et each oder, en sometaimes dey faight Big Zard Roobit. Ai clap n clap n do Monke Noizes ebery too meenutes. Ai has deh SO MACH FUN en Ai wan see moore Big Baddles.
BOOT: Ai also heb pabems wid dih moobie. Firs ob all: Keeng Kowng no trow deh poopies at Gobjirreh. Dis is BIG APE MISTOOK NOOMBER WAN. Wen wan ape ih in bootle wit a Moonster, Big Ape moost use deh doodoos en poopies to defeet deh enemee. Ai doo dis all deh taime in deh joongle, en ai get biig suggsess. Ai seemple Ape: ai see Hooman, he gettin’ deh poopies to deh face.
EHNODER PABEM: No BENENE. Wher ah deh benenes in dis moobie?? Ai see naht wan. Whai wood Keeng Kowng naht eet deh benene en unleesh BIG MONKE PAOER?? Benene r so goob for yoo. Deys be fool o’ pootasum, en cerbobidrades, en eetin’ benenes gib yoo so mach good strayngth.
Oberall: Ai lubbin’ dis moobie. Eben do dey’s no poopies or benene, deh moobie gibe me big enjoibent. 20/3.
Editors Note: I found this monkey to write the review because I could not bring myself to put in the effort to rip this garbage apart. Personal score: 1.9/10
