I don’t feel like writing actual reviews of the shit I’ve seen lately, so I’m just gonna one-line everything.
Thor: Love and Thunder
Thor can suck my love and thunder.
Stranger Things Season 4.2
The absurd subtitles are an intentional distraction from the exhausting melodrama, thin writing, and eye-rolling self-seriousness.
The Boys Season 3
Homelander is wack, The Deep is back, A-Train is black, and the boys are jack(ed).
Peaky Blinders Season 6
Fans of the show won’t be disappointed, and non-fans won’t have made it this far, so who cares.
The Black Phone
Ethan Hawke is in my nightmares now.
Love Victor Season 3
Did we really need a season 1?
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Haven’t seen it, bought the toy instead.
Westworld Season 4
These violent delights have confusing ends.
Top Gun: Maverick
Awesome as fuck – see Mr. Sculpin’s review here.
A.k.a., Disney shamelessly profiteering off ‘member berries and Taika Waititi – sound familiar?