Thor Can Suck My Love And Thunder

I don’t feel like writing actual reviews of the shit I’ve seen lately, so I’m just gonna one-line everything.

Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor can suck my love and thunder.

Stranger Things Season 4.2

The absurd subtitles are an intentional distraction from the exhausting melodrama, thin writing, and eye-rolling self-seriousness.

The Boys Season 3

Homelander is wack, The Deep is back, A-Train is black, and the boys are jack(ed).

Peaky Blinders Season 6

Fans of the show won’t be disappointed, and non-fans won’t have made it this far, so who cares.

The Black Phone

Ethan Hawke is in my nightmares now.

Love Victor Season 3

Did we really need a season 1?

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Haven’t seen it, bought the toy instead.

Westworld Season 4

These violent delights have confusing ends.

Top Gun: Maverick

Awesome as fuck – see Mr. Sculpin’s review here.


A.k.a., Disney shamelessly profiteering off ‘member berries and Taika Waititi – sound familiar?