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Author: Mr. Sculpin
Cinefile, writer, traveler, explorer, drinker of craft beers.
I'm a contemptible hipster on paper but try not to be in real life. Founding member.
MANK: A Movie For No Audience
I have no idea who is supposed to enjoy this movie besides the few cinema nerds who obsess over MANK's core legend.
The Queen’s Gambit is The Future of TV
...and it's as good as everyone says it is.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Funny Until It Isn’t
...but I'll divulge why that makes this movie so important.
I finally Saw Citizen Kane and it Freaking Sucked
I'm kidding, that's just click bait. It was awesome, and is now probably one of my favorite movies. Here's why.
D U N E Will Be the Most Important Movie of the 2020s
Dune's commentary on nearly all contentious issues in modern society will likely propel this film adaptation to legendary status.
It’s Time for “The American New Wave”
The 2020s will likely be defined by crisis-induced existential film, a trend not seen since the "French New Wave" of the 1960s.
The Clone Wars Series Finale Review
The Clone War's shockingly emotional finale is some of the best Star Wars content period, perhaps the greatest in Disney's repertoire.
Assassin 33 AD: A Godsend in Trash Cinema
"So bad it's good" doesn't do this movie justice. This "evangelical thriller" is a true deliverance for fans of movie schlock. An intro for our series of write-ups on this film.
The Greatest Finales in Movie History
Happy, sad, or even eerie, sometimes a movie is only as good as its ending. Here's some of my favorites.