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Author: Mr. Sculpin
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D U N E Will Be the Most Important Movie of the 2020s
Dune's commentary on nearly all contentious issues in modern society will likely propel this film adaptation to legendary status.
It’s Time for “The American New Wave”
The 2020s will likely be defined by crisis-induced existential film, a trend not seen since the "French New Wave" of the 1960s.
The Clone Wars Series Finale Review
The Clone War's shockingly emotional finale is some of the best Star Wars content period, perhaps the greatest in Disney's repertoire.
Assassin 33 AD: A Godsend in Trash Cinema
"So bad it's good" doesn't do this movie justice. This "evangelical thriller" is a true deliverance for fans of movie schlock. An intro for our series of write-ups on this film.
The Greatest Finales in Movie History
Happy, sad, or even eerie, sometimes a movie is only as good as its ending. Here's some of my favorites.
CORONAVIRUS: PART I Review
The next chapter in the Global Pandemic Saga brings a thrilling 21st century twist to historical crises.
The New Pope is Unorthodox Cathlexploitation
John Malkovich and Jude Law are the true saviors of this otherwise pompous sequel series.
Mr. Sculpin’s Star Wars Skywalker Saga Ranked
Now that the Skywalker Saga is "over", here's my final ranking of Star Wars films ranked least favorite to favorite.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is Big Dumb Fun
The final installment of the Skwalker saga is balls-to-the-wall fan service, but has enough heart to be a satisfying conclusion. Spoiler free.