And other one-line reviews.
Author: Black Lodge Bro
I'm a self-proclaimed film buff, and I'm unironically a huge fan of David Nolan, Christopher Lynch, and A24. Or as I like to say, eyyy 24.
The Magic Flute is 2023’s Most Surprising Film
No, this isn't satire, it's INSANE
The Consultant Stars Christoph Waltz
That about sums it up
An Ant Reviews Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Is the latest entry ANT-astic, or ANT-iclimactic?
Jinkies, I Want to Kill Myself!
And other one-line reviews.
I Can’t Watch Skinamarink
And that's a compliment.
Oscar Nominations Recap
Which ones deserve it, and which ones are overrated?
M3GAN is Iconic Blumhouse Candy
Fuck off, Holly!
Avatar 2 is Fucking Ridiculous
God I love this picture
2022 Recap: The Good, The Bad, and ‘The Fuck?’
Mooooooovies...