I'm kidding, that's just click bait. It was awesome, and is now probably one of my favorite movies. Here's why.
Category: Reviews
Standard reviews for films from any era, not just new releases
C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America – First-rate Social Commentary
What if the South had won the war?
Snapshots: Little Murders
Snapshots are extra short reviews. Everything you need to know, nothing you don't.
The Clone Wars Series Finale Review
The Clone War's shockingly emotional finale is some of the best Star Wars content period, perhaps the greatest in Disney's repertoire.
Assassin 33 AD: A Godsend in Trash Cinema
"So bad it's good" doesn't do this movie justice. This "evangelical thriller" is a true deliverance for fans of movie schlock. An intro for our series of write-ups on this film.
10 Movies I’ve Seen Recently That Have Nothing To Do With COVID-19
This isn't even ironic or sarcastic, I genuinely just want to talk about something else.
Snapshots: For Your Consideration
Snapshots are extra short reviews. Everything you need to know, nothing you don't.
The New Pope is Unorthodox Cathlexploitation
John Malkovich and Jude Law are the true saviors of this otherwise pompous sequel series.
Everything you want to hear about Onward
The best movie of this century. Of any century, really.
Snapshots: Years and Years
Snapshots are extra short reviews. Everything you need to know, nothing you don't.