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Category: Reviews
Standard reviews for films from any era, not just new releases
Hypnotic is Stupid and Contrived and Amazing
What a wild time, I fucking loved it.
Should I Review Beau is Afraid?
Or is writing in Hollywood dead?
Is Renfield Worth Seeing for Nicolas Cage’s Performance?
Or is this a 'miss' in his 'hit or miss' career?
Snapshots: Drib
Snapshots are extra short reviews. Everything you need to know, nothing you don't.
John Wick: Chapter 4 is an Iconic Masterpiece
The mother-fucking KING has ARRIVED!
Do we really need more of these?
And other one-line reviews.
The Magic Flute is 2023’s Most Surprising Film
No, this isn't satire, it's INSANE
The Consultant Stars Christoph Waltz
That about sums it up
An Ant Reviews Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Is the latest entry ANT-astic, or ANT-iclimactic?